Indian neighbour!!!!
A man received text from his Indian neighbour ... :
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife...I am using day and night ....
I am using when you are not present at home....
In fact I am using more than You are using.....
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...
Hope You will accept my sincere apologies
Distraught, the man shot his wife.......
Few minutes later he received another text:
Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... Wifi not wife.
