Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.

His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

 “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that weare married I think it’s time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs.”

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

”I wasn’t!“